i would like to thank not only god but also jesus
guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly
like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo
My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.
I want more to that story
He looks so strange without the mustache.
You mean damn fine.
Katara: The Fire Nation took my mother away from me.
Zuko: I’m sorry. That’s something we have in common.
if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
look at how focused reiner is i mean
he wouldn’t want to cut his finger
when you’re hungry and you remember there’s leftovers
when you realize someone already ate them
I smell trouble brewing
The pope is just so fucking chill I love it
"Gays? Sure, that Catholic Church is open to everyone"
"Aliens? Sure, the Catholic Church is open to everyone"
Modern pope for the modern world.
He also digs the internet
can someone make a picture that says selena slowmez with her face on a yellow light
JUST A REMINDER THAT THIS IS AN ACTUAL TWEET FROM DENNY’S